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"First, Sorceress, I'm going to insert these crystal balls into you." gloated Skeletor. "Then you'll be well and truly f*cked."

- from Fifty Shades of Grayskull, by Evil-Lyn James

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On September 3rd, 2012 11:33 am (UTC), midnightoak commented:
If there is not a special circle of hell in existence, there soon will be...

Also *snigger*
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On September 3rd, 2012 05:11 pm (UTC), liz_ddraig replied:
That is wrong on so many levels...
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On September 3rd, 2012 05:17 pm (UTC), lucian_albrecht replied:
Also, why stop at ruining 80s cartoons? Let's ruin everything!

As the narwhal of time approaches the whaler of eternity, I note there's just enough time for a round of Dodgy Erotica Bookshelf. I'd like the panel to suggest books likely to be enjoyed by fans of inexplicably popular lightly-rewritten Twilight S&M fanfiction...

1930s pulp:
Fifty Shades of Greystoke
1830s politics:
Fifty Shades of Earl Grey
1940s SOE novels:
Fifty Shades of Charlotte Gray
Babylon 5:
Fifty Shadows of the Grey Council
Greek myth:
Fifty Hades of Grey
Lord of the Rings:
Fifty Havens of Grey and its sequel, Fifty Shades of Gandalf The Grey
50¢ of Grey
Paul Simon:
Fifty Shades To Leave Your Lover

Edited at 2012-09-03 05:19 pm (UTC)
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On September 3rd, 2012 06:46 pm (UTC), maviscruet commented:
Oh gods. My eyes!
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On September 3rd, 2012 06:51 pm (UTC), lslaw commented:
I saw an advert at King's Cross; a large billboard which read:

'There is only one Fifty Shades of Grey.

'Read the original and best.'

Aside from the painful grammar proclaiming the unity of a plural, the idea that it was either original or best was mind-boggling.
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