"First, Sorceress, I'm going to insert these crystal balls into you." gloated Skeletor. "Then you'll be well and truly f*cked."
- from Fifty Shades of Grayskull, by Evil-Lyn James
Also, why stop at ruining 80s cartoons? Let's ruin everything!
As the narwhal of time approaches the whaler of eternity, I note there's just enough time for a round of Dodgy Erotica Bookshelf. I'd like the panel to suggest books likely to be enjoyed by fans of inexplicably popular lightly-rewritten Twilight S&M fanfiction...
Fifty Shades of Greystoke
Fifty Shades of Earl Grey
1940s SOE novels:
Fifty Shades of Charlotte Gray
Fifty Shadows of the Grey Council
Fifty Hades of Grey
Lord of the Rings:
Fifty Havens of Grey and its sequel, Fifty Shades of Gandalf The Grey
50¢ of Grey
Fifty Shades To Leave Your Lover
Edited at 2012-09-03 05:19 pm (UTC)