"First, Sorceress, I'm going to insert these crystal balls into you." gloated Skeletor. "Then you'll be well and truly f*cked."
- from Fifty Shades of Grayskull, by Evil-Lyn James
I saw an advert at King's Cross; a large billboard which read:
'There is only one Fifty Shades of Grey.
'Read the original and best.'
Aside from the painful grammar proclaiming the unity of a plural, the idea that it was either original or best was mind-boggling.